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Riley: Chapter 1: Love by Joshweiser22, literature

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Riley: Chapter 1: Love

“AHHH!!!” The scream was heard throughout headquarters for well over 60 seconds before someone decided to step in. “Ugh, I’m getting real tired of Fear’s constant yelping. It’s disgusting to my ears, quite frankly,” said Disgust. “It’s INFURIATING! SOMEONE BETTER HOLD ME BACK BEFORE I LOSE MY TEMPER!” added Anger. “You’re temper is just as bad,” replied Disgust. “You know, I read that screaming for that long can have very serious consequences on a person’s vocal chords and their lungs. It’d be very sad if he died. IR

The Jedi from Porkchop Island: Part 3 by Joshweiser22, literature

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The Jedi from Porkchop Island: Part 3

Part 3 Both Darth Primate and Porkchop now appeared. Dark Primate looked shocked at first as to how Porkchop had known where he had fled to, but then changed his expression all together to a more smirkier look. “You were unwise to follow me here, Porkchop.” “Ah, but that’s where you’re wrong, Jedi Monkey, or should I say, Evil Darth Primate!” “Gah! How did you find out about me!?” “A friend from the future told me.” Porkchop smirked. “And you have no idea what I can do here. I was born and raised here! I know the terrain like the back of my hand! Y

The Jedi from Porkchop Island: Part 2 by Joshweiser22, literature

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The Jedi from Porkchop Island: Part 2

Part 2 “Can I see some identification please?” Porkchop handed the officer his I.D. “Ol’ Porkchop McGee, ay?” “Yup! That’s right, officer!” “Alright, I’ll let you slide by with a warning, this time. Don’t let me catch you speeding again!” “Thank you, sir.” Once the cop was gone, Porkchop was back on the road, heading to work. Porkchop was quite the odd looking fellow. Mostly because of his head. It was similar to that of a pig’s snout and all.

The Jedi from Porkchop Island: Part 1 by Joshweiser22, literature

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The Jedi from Porkchop Island: Part 1

Part 1 “You were unwise to follow me here, Porkchop.” “Ah, but that’s where you’re wrong, Jedi Monkey, or should I say, Evil Darth Primate!” “Gah! How did you find out about me!?” “A friend from the future told me.” Porkchop smirked. “And you have no idea what I can do here. I was born and raised here! I know the terrain like the back of my hand! You are on Porkchop Island, after all!” Porkchop raised his hand up at Darth Primate and by use of the force, sent pork chops, shaped like ninja stars, flying toward him. Moving at least 40mph, they c

Sweetie's Spikey-Wikey: C1: Anything For You by Joshweiser22, literature

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Sweetie's Spikey-Wikey: C1: Anything For You

“Could you grab that diamond over there for me, my wittle Spikey-Wikey?” “Of course. Anything for you, Rarity…” Imaginary hearts began to appear under Spike and hovered him over to Rarity’s desk, all while in a daze. On her desk was a beautiful diamond. One in which Spike could see Rarity’s reflection perfectly. He proceeded to bringing it over to Rarity. “Why, thank you, Spike!” Rarity said. Spike simply nodded in response, as he was still memorized by Rarity. “So beautiful…” Spike murmured, staring at Rarity. “It is beautiful, isn’t it?”

The Real World: Elsa: Chapter 1: Up To Me by Joshweiser22, literature

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The Real World: Elsa: Chapter 1: Up To Me

“Maybe you are the prophecy!” “Anna, don’t say that to your sister!” I said in response. “I am NOT the prophecy! Argh!” with Elsa’s grunt, she sent icicles hurdling at Anna and I. I got thrusted back at the wall of Elsa’s castle and I started to feel my right arm go numb. Not being able to move my arm and being in a lot of pain, I started to fall unconscious. I tried to stay awake, but alas, no luck. It felt like hours before I began to wake up. This time, however, my surroundings were completely different. I was at home and had fallen off my bed, now laying on my right arm. It hit

Scorched: Chapter 1: Fire and Ice by Joshweiser22, literature

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Scorched: Chapter 1: Fire and Ice

The fire crackled while a gentle breeze blew in from the window. Fall was ending and the cool winter would soon start. Arendelle was caught in the middle of two worlds of greater forces. Magical forces. Uncontrollable forces created by nature itself – like the wind or fire. Anna and Elsa sat by the fire and the window. The two were close by so that Anna could feel the warmth of the fire, while Elsa could still feel the cool breeze coming in from the outside, all while staying to close to one another. “The winter is coming soon, Anna,” said Queen Elsa of Arendelle. “I hope people do

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The Jedi from Porkchop Island: Part 2 by Joshweiser22, literature

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Sweetie's Spikey-Wikey: C1: Anything For You by Joshweiser22, literature

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The Real World: Elsa: Chapter 1: Up To Me by Joshweiser22, literature

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Scorched: Chapter 1: Fire and Ice by Joshweiser22, literature

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My Watchers 31 by Bimmi1111, journal

My Watchers 31

Oct 4, 2014

To ALL My Watchers: Thank You So Much For Your Continued Faves And Comments. It Means A Lot To Me!! I can't feature everyone... too many new watchers :) If it is not okay for me to add your work here, please just let me know and I will take it down. Here's to say thanks to those of you who decide to watch me! I go through your gallery and pick my favorite photo/drawing/so on and so forth; and feature it here. Check these people out everyone! Be sure to give a 'fave' to anything you love :new: My premium membership is ending soon, so this may be my last feature for quite a while. I'll try to do one again before it ends, and I may still do

Freedom by TheBrandi67, journal

Freedom

Sep 16, 2014

I'm proud to announce that Mathew and I are done for good. Long story short, we unfortunately had this battle via email, he was trying to justify that he had changed and wanted me back, but I didn't fall for it again. Y'know, it's sort of funny. My wish that I made on my birthday cake candles was that he would piss off and get out of my life. That's the first wish in all my years to come true. My anthems now are "Black Widow" and "You Call Me A B**** Like It's A Bad Thing". pece :XD:

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About Joshweiser22

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Artist // Student // Literature

Apr 22

United States
Deviant for 12 years
joshweiser.webs.com
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I like programming and creating video games.

Favourite Movies

1. Pokémon The First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back, 2. Sailor Moon Super S, 3. The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, 4. High School Musical 2, 5. Pokémon 2000: The Power Of One

Favourite TV Shows

1. Pokémon, 2. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, 3. Sailor Moon, 4. Wizards of Waverly Place, 5. Star Trek: Voyager

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

1. The Beatles 2. Maroon 5, 3. Hot Chell Rae, 4. Selena Gomez, 5. Ellen McLain

Favourite Books

1. Pretty Guardian: Sailor Moon, 2. Pokémon Adventures, 3. Fruits Basket

Favourite Games

1. Wizard101, 2. Portal 2, 3. Pokémon White, 4. Portal, 5. Pokémon Emerald

Favourite Gaming Platform

1. Wii U, 2. Wii, 3. Nintendo 3DS, 4. PlayStation 3, 5. PlayStation 2